Joke's Thread

A teacher was retiring after 30 years of teaching, so each child decided they wanted to bring her a special retirement present. A little girl who was the daughter of a fine chocolate dealer brought her a box full of fine chocolates.
A little boy who was the son of a florist brought her a big bouquet of flowers. Another little boy who was the son of a fine liquor dealer brought her a big box that was sealed, and it had something leaking from the bottom of the box. The teacher said, "I bet I know what this is!"

She tasted some of the juices that were leaking from the box and said, "I bet this is some wine!"

The little boy said, "Nope!"

She tasted it again and said "Liquor?"

The little boy said, "Nope!"

She tasted it again and said, "Beer?"

The little boy said, "Nope!"

She said, "Well what is it?"

The little boy said, "A puppy!"

Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. They decided to party instead. Their biggest exam was on Wednesday, and they showed up telling the professor that their car had broken down the night before due to a very flat tire and they needed a bit more time to study.
The professor told them that they could have another day to study. That evening, both of the boys crammed all night until they were sure that they knew just about everything.

Arriving to class the next morning, each boy was told to go to two separate classrooms to take the exam. Each boy just shrugged and went to the two different parts of the building.

As each sat down, they read the first question.

"For 5 points, explain the contents of an atom."

At this point, they both thought that this was going to be a piece of cake, and answered the question with ease. Then, the test continued.

"For 95 points, tell me which tire it was."

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the professor while putting a worm into the water.

The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. He then put the second worm into the whiskey. It curled up and writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the professor asked.

Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded confidently, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

2 ka mg amiga
ngpasikatay..
GRL1: our family spent d whole summer in Europe,
it was great! jw bout u? wr dd u spend ur summer vcation?

GRL2: i just spnt it hir n d philippines..

GRL1: rilly? uggghh! wer? hw poor!

GRL2: at ur boyfrnd's house..he was great! =)

f sum1 loves u, there is actually no need
to ask nor beg for somthing u like or want to
happen because when a prson loves u.
dat a prson would prfectly learn about what mkes
u happy even without telling what it is.."

i cn not spare her hart 2 b mine..

but..

i cn spare d time 2 let her realize dat...

she's mine.

apologizng doesn't always mean that u're wrong..
at times..
u do it because u value the relationship..& u love the person
more than u're ego..

" respect those people who find TIME for you
in their busy schedule"

but really love those people who NEVER SEE their
schedule when u need them

.,,John Lloyd Mongoloid: hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop,


.,,Betty: eh anu tayo???


.,,John Lloyd Mongoloid: Bagay....Bagay na bagay.


.,,tatlong itlog: eeeh, sobrang cheesy,


.,,NYAK!



.,,hoy greenwich talent fee q,

.,,anung joke itatanong niu kay ate Aiko pag nakita niu xa?



JOKE:


.,,ako: ate Aiko hnd k b napilayan?


.,,ate AIKO: bakit nmn?


.,,ako: kasi nung nahulog ka sa langit d kita nasalo eEh,


.,,tatlong itlog: eeeh sobrang cheesy!



.,,grabe n talga 2...


.,,greenwich bayad bayad din,

hahahahaha........

galing ni black dhalie !!!!

todo effort teka lng hah tingnan ko din inbox ko !!!

hahahaha....

hahaha si niko